Who wants to taste my jell-o salad?

You wanna taste my jell-o salad?

I’m gonna give it to you now



Smooth like my chopsticks

Hit you in the shit with my little ass dick

Ghetto

If you wanna see me, eat jell-o

I’ve never seen nothing like you before

I can kick you...

Higher than you can kick me

I can kick you way up into a tree

Who wants a taste of my Oolong Tea?

Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi

Everybody in the phonebook named Chang

Wanna see my wang?

Never could cause I go out with a bang

Waaaah

Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball

But that’s not right

Not in real life

You will fall

Down and break your leg

Everybody wanna see me break an egg

Well I don’t

But I like fried rice

And I got lice

Ching chang woo ching wang woo wice

That ain’t nice

Oh a fortune cookie

I always charge you twice

Delivery’s free

But not from me

I always charge a dollar fifty

55 Wanna see me cool guy?

Hit you with the line

Howwwwyyyyaaah

Wow when I hit you with the shit

Do a split, take a shit, after you eat my shit

Kungfu, Want my buffet?

You fucking gay

Ah, while I hit you with the hay

Stay the fuck away, hit you in the balls

Only Americans eat duck sauce

And my soy sauce is for you

I can put it in your shoe

Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a piss

In my bathroom, spy on you and your little boy shit

Hooowyaaaah

I can kick you if you don’t pay the bill

And if you want a little mint that’s fifty cents

Bitch, everything costs a little bit

So don’t expect nothin for free

At least from me

Ching chang choo wee

I got you from Taiwain City

And Hong Kong

I can smoke a bong

And I can do it all night long

And don’t mistake me for a Viet Cong

I can get you and torture you, stake you

Never see me when I get you, make you

Rope you up

And put you in a bamboo cage

And make you feel all my rage

Poke you with a little stick till you

Page your buddies to come Napalm me

God damn that shit burn blue in my whole city

Ho-Chi-Minh, shoot a load on your chin

God damn that’s a sin but he’s gonna buy it

And if you want to come on in

You can work it to my world

Where the yellow shit begin

Hoooyyyaaaah

Can’t be changed

I got shit flippin in your brain so be calm

Egg fu yung, egg lo mein

So come on in baby and have it just the same

Hooooyyyyaaahhh Haaaa